There's a six-year-old kid in my neighborhood who is always out on his bike, usually with his little sister, who's only four. She rides a scooter. They are even more feral than I was in the 70s, and I used to cross interstate highways on my bike. One time I pulled into my garage and … Continue reading That time I posted a free time machine on Craigslist

After viewing Uncle Peckerhead I wrote a subroutine to scan the Library of Congress for scholarly descriptions of similar works of artistic perfection.