There's a six-year-old kid in my neighborhood who is always out on his bike, usually with his little sister, who's only four. She rides a scooter. They are even more feral than I was in the 70s, and I used to cross interstate highways on my bike. One time I pulled into my garage and … Continue reading That time I posted a free time machine on Craigslist
Here it is! A teaser for my short film, DEEP FREEZE. It's an apocalyptic comedy about how we're all going to die miserable and alone. It's hilarious! Coming soon to festivals and streaming services near you. Contact me (email@example.com) for details. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFNmim5na3Q&feature=youtu.be
After viewing Uncle Peckerhead I wrote a subroutine to scan the Library of Congress for scholarly descriptions of similar works of artistic perfection.